another day of the scooter

I just got a lambretta uno 150! It's a really sweet scooter. I know
that a lot of scooter snobs will turn their noses down on it because
it's not a "true" lambretta. It's made in taiwan and not Italy. But
really how much power do you have when you are a "scooter snob" I
mean really. It's like being president of the D&D club. I wanted to
get a motorcycle but it just doesn't get the mpg that I want. My
scooter gets 85 mpg, and it's really fast.